sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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