Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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