yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?