i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN