It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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