His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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