Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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