I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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