Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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