Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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