Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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