She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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