omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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