Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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