It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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