question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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