I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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