And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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