Already got asked if we're dating
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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