can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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