Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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