problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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