the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Holy shit dude........stairs
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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