Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just took my morning after pill in the library
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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