Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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