He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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