idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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