The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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