Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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