He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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