I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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