i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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