do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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