have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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