Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I had to cum in my sink.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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