weddingsv make me drug and hornr
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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