jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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