Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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