My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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