You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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