you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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