I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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