And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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