so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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