Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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