Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Randomize
