how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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