i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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