Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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