You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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