I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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