i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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