in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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