how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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