I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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