There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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