I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
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Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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