how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
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BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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